i wish i could take a screenshot cause this dude is the most ignorant fool ive ever talked to


send this to your crush


got that sweet dank dank


im really passionate about tom hanks



a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

new theme, new me

posted Jul 23, 2014 at 1:49 with 0 notes
tagged as: #theme #yay #me



u ever just jammin the fuck out in the car and suddenly think “what if i died right now? what if i died listening to Beautiful Liar? what if the last words i heard were ‘nobody likes being played’???”

one time Timber was on the radio and I hit black ice and spun out and I thought “oh god I’m going to die listening to Pitbull”